grinderman2:

*standing above US senate* what’s better than this… guys being dudes

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dogs99999:

gnarly:

i just saw my future


What a horrible post

dogs99999:

gnarly:

i just saw my future

What a horrible post

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

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People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
forty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
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He loved her, of course, but better than that, he chose her, day after day. Choice: that was the thing.

Sherman Alexie, The Toughest Indian In The World

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slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

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vintagegal:

Girls Love #50 (1957)

vintagegal:

Girls Love #50 (1957)

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misandry-mermaid:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

1975blog:

"It’s just a prank, calm down!"

When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

I would have grabbed that ponytail and ripped his hair right off his ugly head 

Me too, OMG I would have punched his fucking nasal bone up into his brain.

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penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

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geekscoutcookies:

monicalewinsky1996:

Dascha Polanco poses in the press room at the iHeartRadio Music Festival Night 2 at the MGM Grand Resort and Casino on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

i might die

I can’t concentrate

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